When Britney Spears eventually breaks up with David Hassleoff it should be because she's cheating on him with whom:

1. Scott Baio

2. Shawn Cassidy

3. Howard Stern

4. Tommy Lee

5. David Lee Roth

6. Kid Rock

7. Larry Flynt

8. Courtney Love

9. Al Roker

or ...

10. Fabio